What to order to impress a bartender?

If I gave you a blind tasting of two dirty martinis, one with Grey Goose and the other with The Well vodka, I highly doubt you could tell which is which. At least not in a meaningful way. Some waiters go so far as to judge each and every order for dirty martini, especially when ordering an olive stuffed with blue cheese. This is the general rule. When you order a mixed drink, you say the type of liquor before the hunter.